The Under Assistant Promo Man

   
The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man
  The Rolling Stones

Intro:
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                           Well I'm

Verse:
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  waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.        Well I'm

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  waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.        But I'd

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  much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway


Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
  Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm an Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man

Well I promote groups when they come into town
  Well I promote groups when they come into town
When they laugh at my toupee, it's sure to put me down

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
  Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp
  I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
  Sitting on the beach every day, yeah
I'm real real sharp, yes I am
  I got a Corvette and ... a seersucker suit
Yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh
  I though I had a dime
Where's my dime
  I know I had a dime here somewhere
I'm pretty sure …

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